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miercuri, 9 februarie 2011

Facebook Facebook you're so....

A few advices in case you get bored of facebook :
1.
2. Just like that !
3. Inspiration fails again !
4. My toughts are not funny !
4. Failure to be inspired. :|
5. Failure to communicate !
6. YouTube becomes the Precious. You wake up and the first thing that you do is piss and start Mozilla - youtube-favourite videos - the biggest pimple in the world =)) - Not supposed to be funny-
7. You carry your mouse with you so you can click Like when you like something outside !
8. You Poke the people that you like in real life cuse you don't have the guts to TALK to them, and then they PUNCH or FIST your EYES cuse they are real and they think you hit'em.
9.Memory Loss..  :|
10. You shape your fingers to look like Emoticons thinking that real people understands that you are actualy express yourself.
11. You are boring your MOM , the poor fat lady only wants to watch Catch me if you can !
12. You're out of Facebook for 20 minutes and your brain and fingers starts burning like you're exorcised :|
13 Only a few things that i wrote here are are actually true about ME ..for you are all true.cuse you're the reader and you ...you just are ! SHUT UP AND READ !
14. You can't laugh in real life.. or you can..but you laugh at NOTHING
15. I'm not saying you're a ZERG or DRONE..but you're just not human enough.
16. Mark Zuckerberg can't sue me right ?
17.This thing should stop here cuse i gotta click LIKE on someone's post :))  (that clip when Tarantino Slaps A Cameraman )
18.So..Fuck the Duck and Suck your TWAT that sadistic naturistic piece of crap  !
19. I'm almost Done
20. that's it. BYE ! tell your mom i say hi to her daughter !

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